December 2011
My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever →
8-bit Art →
Simultaneously having a pretty good week/the shittiest week ever. Life, I wonder, will it take me under?
What Happens When You Google "Ron Paul juggalo" →
I'm on Acid. Also, I got warrants. →
So we went to London to show the film, and we were watching another movie, and it was so bad we started drinking at this little bar near the theater. All of a sudden this guy walks in wearing a kimono, and he has a rat-tail, like little kids do – and it’s Terry Gilliam. I couldn’t believe it. The whole night I’m sweating bullets, drinking, thinking of how I’m going to approach Terry Gilliam....
For Christmas, Your Government Will Explain Why... →
Summary:
The government dropped a bomb on a U.S. citizen,
who, though a total dick and probably a criminal, may have been engaged only in propaganda,
which, though despicable, is generally protected by the First Amendment;
it did so without a trial or even an indictment (that we know of),
based at least in part on evidence it says it has but won’t show anyone,
and on a legal argument...
Watch
ATF and D.C. Police Impersonate Rap Label; Arrest... →
—That Valdez mixtape “I Love Bacon” is all end-to-end burners tho
Pretty Spot On →
THE GHOSTS IN THE LIVING ROOM →
Adam Curtis goodness
Thank You, Anarchists →
Kimjongilia →
“There will be Wi-Fi and bad coffee. I think that’s the future.”
– Gary Shteyngart
Bjork has this song “Crystalline” in which she says crystalline over and over and every time she says it I think she’s saying, “Crystal Light” which really ruins the song for me.
Why don’t we dock zeppelins at the Empire State Building anymore? We should bring that back.
Dutch TV Hosts Eat Each Other →
Neti Pot of Death →
If I had known Tiny Furniture was about the ennui of a privileged white kid from NYC I would have just skipped it. So I’m telling you all now.
“If I can’t fuck up Ann Coulter before lunch then I shouldn’t be in...”
– Hitchens
Dolphins Would Fuck You Up If They Could →
I’m trying to incorporate the word “fuck” into everything from here on out. Wish me luck!
Chill the fuck out Death Metal Granma. Liking everything degrades us both.
